I’ve also witnessed guys attempt to talk dirty with girls but they run with it before crawling and taking baby steps.

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There are so many colloquial English expressions on the topic of sex, love, dating and getting married that it can be difficult to know which ones to learn.

We’ve chosen ten of the most common colloquial expressions that you will hear in movies and real conversations when English speakers are talking about relationships.

I’ve been there, so I can personally attest to this as being fucking awkward!!! This is where texting comes in pretty handy for starters. Ok, I’ll lay out a scenario of a bar setting and how to initiate sex talk/dirty talk with a stranger chick. [Remember guys: this palm reading exercise of mines is total bullshit and it’s based on nothing but pure freestyling] Me: “I sense that you can be a very sexual person once you meet the right guy who won’t judge you”. Me: “My crystal ball also says that you have no panties on and that you love going commando”. In the past, I was guilty of making this crucial mistake many times where I would meet a girl on Facebook through mutual friends, we hit it off from the start, dirty talk ensues via Facebook chat, we set up a meet up- then she flakes at the last moment.

Let’s say that you’re feeling quite frisky and your GF is currently away at work. : Bars and nightclubs are sexually charged environments where chicks are opened to being hit on and treated as sex objects. But how many guys actually get sexual with strange women at bars? The defining factor between you and the drunk guy is that you’ll be coherent oppose to the drunk guy who lacks coherency and proper calibration. You know what they say about girls who drink Apple Martinis right”? Me: “You’re gonna be really offended by this…[building tension, anticipation and intrigue by pausing]…They say that girls who drink Apple Martinis…are lacking good sex”! If she doesn’t flake, she will flat out make a bunch of excuses as to why we cannot meet up.

Although adamantly against taking girls on dinner dates, presuming you’re still trapped in the matrix of romcom-dating advice and you’d taken the girl to a fancy restaurant, you can kick start the dirty talking in the following fashion: [I would feed her a piece of my lobster] Me: “How do I taste 😉 “? Me: “Can you handle more of me…I mean the lobster”? Notice how I’d started small at first just to test the waters then I became more sexual as she was playing along.

[I’m inducing some sexual tension which will cause her to blush, flush and engage in the mutual flirting] Me: “Let me taste a piece of you”. Ok guys, that was just a template of how to get sexual over dinner. Me: “If I were at your job right now, I would so fucking crawl under that desk and go to town on your kitty cat”! At the end of the chat, the convo became more vivid as I told her how much I wanted to slide this cock down her throat until she begged for me to stop!

This is where the drunk guy goes wrong…although he has the right idea. Now, if this is a girl you’d already been on a date with and actually picked up in person, then it’s ok to get explicitly sexual over text and phone conversation.